Is it the end...?

Evening Standard newspaper headline today:

TESCO: WE ARE GOING TO DOUBLE IN SIZE

Does anyone else think this may be the beginning of Armageddon??

I can handle all the terrorism, doomed economy etc headlines, but frankly, the above totally freaks me out. Surely if Tesco doubles in size that would mean that everything everywhere all the time would be TESCO...

God help us all.